This list has been put together with absolutely no care or attention whatsoever. The publishers take no responsibility for any person using this list of towns purely as a guide to find a Chav-free place to move to. If you do use this list in this way, then you deserve all that is coming to you.
The towns are in no particular order, but start with Chatham, alleged birthplace of the Chav phenomenon. This is amazing really – if you have ever been to Chatham, you’ll no doubt agree.
A couple of years ago the Observer newspaper wrote a piece about Chatham and the Chavs that inhabit the town: Meet the Chatham girls, known as “Chavs”, whose fashion sense and reputation for easy virtue have earned them a global following as worthy successors to their northern neighbours. For years, Essex girls, typified by actress Denise van Outen, held the monopoly on short-skirted peroxide-blonde stereotypes, prompting questions in Parliament and essays by Germaine Greer. But today the costume-jewellery crown has passed to their rivals from Chatham-young women, it is claims, whose forbearers were kicked out of Essex “for being too tarty”..
Chatham aside, other affected areas are Atworth, Abingdon, Littlehampton, Hamilton, Portobello, Newcastle, Greenock, Ambridge, Anstruther, Balamory, Bar Hill, Barrow-in-furness, Basildon, Bath, Bedford, Belfast, Bodmin, Bolton, Farnham, Borchester, Bournemouth, Dudley, Brighton, Broxburn, Cambridge, Carlisle, Catford, Chester, Chichester, Coventry, Cowdenbeath, Craigmiller, Crawley, Livingston, Croydon, Deal, Kettering, Derby, Dorking, Liverpool, East Kilbride, Eastleigh, Walford, Eltham, Peterborough, Londonderry, Plymourth, Skegness, Weston-super-mare, Leeds, Swansea, margate, Sheffield, Weatherfield, Glasgow, Grantham,, Cramond, Great Yarmouth, Hackney, Hastings, Scunthorpe, headley Down, Holby City, Holmefirth, Emmerdale, Watford, Steatham, Horsham, Kidlington, Sutton Coldfield, Trowbridge, Leicester, Leith, London, Maidenhead, Middlesborough, Imminham, Stoke-on-Trent, Newoport, Taunton, Cardiff, Reading, Southampton, newquay, Sun Hill, Oxted, Wolverhampton, Paisley, Las Vegas, Enfield, Port Talbot, Hull, Rainham, Ramsgate, Henley-on-Thames, Redhill, Saffron Walden, Portsmouth, Penrith, Folkestone, Sunderland, Darlington, Preston, Swindon, Thamesmead, Lewisham, Winchester, Wrexham.
There are certain towns that are more noteworthy than others.
Here are a few: 
Introduction: Many an African parent resident in the United Kingdom is oblivious to the various influences (some positive, some negative) upon their children.... This compilation is not a "Practical Parenting Guide" but it details some information that may be worth knowing to you as a parent.
Chavs can be found far and wide, across the county, but go by different names depending on the location. In Scotland, on the West Coast, you’ll find Neds 9some say this is short for “non-educated delinquents”, others say it’s short for Edward, as in teddy-boy). On the East Coast of Scotland they are known as Schemies (as in “housing scheme”). Moving southwards to England, the range of names is staggering. In Liverpool they’re called Scallies (as in loud, boisterous, disruptive or irresponsible people). Kev is quite common around London (probably because of the Harry Enfield inspired, idiotic teenage character Kevin). Then you have Janners (from Plymouth), Smicks, Spides, Moakes and Streeks (all from Belfast), plus Bazzas, Pikeys (Essex), Charvers (Newcastle), Scuffheads, Stigs, Strangers, yarcos, and Kappa Slappers (Kappa for girls who wear Kappa branded tracksuits, Slapper as in a promiscuous or crude female).
as a “council-house facelift”, wear skirts that would be better described as wide belts and tops that expose too much. It is true that stilettos are the favoured alternative footwear to trainers. Mark One and New Look outfits are always, and most definitely, in.
Christina Aguilera
Wayne Rooney
popular (but remember that this list is not a definitive one as the scene is ever-changing!)…
(Although Chavs don’t go near sports centres)
England Shirts – to be worn at least three times a week; open jackets (lest said England shirts’ logos be obscured); polo shirts; sweatshirts; socks pulled up over trackie bottoms; Collar turned up.
Favourites are wide belts (aka mini skirts); cropped tops (to reveal not-overly-
Chatham aside, other affected areas are Atworth, Abingdon, Littlehampton, Hamilton, Portobello, Newcastle, Greenock, Ambridge, Anstruther, Balamory, Bar Hill, Barrow-in-furness, Basildon, Bath, Bedford, Belfast, Bodmin, Bolton, Farnham, Borchester, Bournemouth, Dudley, Brighton, Broxburn, Cambridge, Carlisle, Catford, Chester, Chichester, Coventry, Cowdenbeath, Craigmiller, Crawley, Livingston, Croydon, Deal, Kettering, Derby, Dorking, Liverpool, East Kilbride, Eastleigh, Walford, Eltham, Peterborough, Londonderry, Plymourth, Skegness, Weston-super-mare, Leeds, Swansea, margate, Sheffield, Weatherfield, Glasgow, Grantham,, Cramond, Great Yarmouth, Hackney, Hastings, Scunthorpe, headley Down, Holby City, Holmefirth, Emmerdale, Watford, Steatham, Horsham, Kidlington, Sutton Coldfield, Trowbridge, Leicester, Leith, London, Maidenhead, Middlesborough, Imminham, Stoke-on-Trent, Newoport, Taunton, Cardiff, Reading, Southampton, newquay, Sun Hill, Oxted, Wolverhampton, Paisley, Las Vegas, Enfield, Port Talbot, Hull, Rainham, Ramsgate, Henley-on-Thames, Redhill, Saffron Walden, Portsmouth, Penrith, Folkestone, Sunderland, Darlington, Preston, Swindon, Thamesmead, Lewisham, Winchester, Wrexham.
Chichester 
