Chav Talk

Language

Expletives are helpful and used as frequently as possible, varying in crudeness depending on how much cider has been drunk or how much glue has been sniffed by said Chav.

“Fuck” punctuates sentences when vocabulary is elusive or just lacking.
“Fucking” replaces adjectives and “cunt” replaces a person
?*!*

Favourite sayings

“Bitch” (woman /girlfriend)
“Blazin” (very good)
“Bone” (erection)
“Brethren”(Brothers and close friends)
“Buzzin” (expression of approval)
“Check it” (look at it)
“Chuffed” (Pleased with oneself)
“Coffin dodger” (old person)
“Cuchty” (cool – a term first used by Del Trotter! From T.V Comedy Only Fools and Horses).

“Diss” (to disrespect)
“Dob on” (inform on someone- to the police)
“Fit” (attractive)
“Floor it” (drive very fast)
“Givin it large” (overdoing things)
“Gov” (authority figure)
“Homeez” (friends)
“Innit” (Isn’t it?)
“Knob jockey” (homosexual)
“Maccy D’s” (MacDonald’s)
“Minger” (a very ugly person)
“Not a prayer” (no chance)
“Preggers” (pregnant)
“Rat-arsed” (blind drunk)
“Solid” (referring to a strong / reliable person)
“Spark up” (to light a fag)
“Steamin” (drunk as a skunk)
“Talent” (good-looking girl)
“Trek” (go on a long journey)
“Wheels” (a car)
“Wire it” (start a car without a key or the owner’s permission)
“Wot u fuckin say?” (Pardon?)
“Wot u lookin at?” or “Wot da fuck you lookin at?” (Is something the matter?)

Chav Topics of Conversation
Football, fighting, sex, Big Brother, being bored, winning the Lottery, Argos catalogues, the latest Nike advert on the box, Kung Fu, Coronation Street, Bad Girls, Footballer’s Wives, Eastenders, Trisha, sex, money, becoming rich by doing nothing, being spotted by the producer of a reality TV show and becoming famous, sex, money being bored…… zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz